Thursday, 26 September 2013

搭機遇上“盲搶位”


唔知係咪 S 比較有品味,鍾意親嘅野都有人來,今次連搭飛機嘅座位,啲人都得一餐。。。

早幾日寫過,從香港去布吉果程,S 上到機時發現自己個位被個美國人坐咗(按此閱讀),要勞煩呀醒目空姐出馬,幫 S 攞返個位,okay

點知昨日(25 Sep) 回程時,又發生類似嘅事,不過今次係 S 已經坐咗喺自己個位,無端端有個強國女人隔住 Aisle middle 兩個位,問 S 點解坐咗佢個位,呢度係 38K,個位係佢咁話喎。。。

S 施施然咁返強國人嘅語言(普通話)搭佢:我是坐 38,就是這個,沒有錯。

此時有個空姐走埋嚟,睇咗阿強國人女人個 boarding pass,然後又問 S 可唔可以比個 
boarding pass 佢睇,S 合作地攞個 boarding pass 出嚟,一面講。。。

S(廣東話):唔通我其實應該坐 39 行?(嘻嘻,S 比個 boarding pass 個空姐之前,描左一眼 confirm 38

S 遞個 boarding pass 比空姐時,個強國女人賴大方咁話:無所謂,我可以坐後面(指下機尾)。。。

S 原本好地地,聽到呢一句火火地,於是又用佢嘅語言(普通話)回敬:也不是無所謂,因為我真的是坐 38。。。(同時指一指個 
boarding pass

空姐睇過 S boarding pass,知道 S 冇坐錯位之後,懷疑係 system 出錯 “double booked” 咗機位,於是帶咗個強國女人去後面,okayS 以為告一段落,於是收返埋個 boarding pass 同將手袋放落 seat 位下面,預備起飛。

點知隔咗一陣,個空姐又埋嚟,用英文同 S 講。。。

空姐:Sorrycan I check your boarding pass

醒(心諗想講粗口),呢頭至收好重放埋落櫈底,你又嚟?唔耐煩。。。

SYou just checked itwhy do you need to see it againI’ve just put it back。。。by the way, why do you speak English to me

空姐(轉返廣東話):唔好意思,因為可能 double book,我地要 check下個 boarding pass

S(一面唔耐煩地彎身搵手袋,一面繼續用英文答佢):You checked it already and I’m sitting here in my seatOkay

跟住,搵咗一餐終於又再攞返個 boarding pass 出嚟,再睇一眼真係寫住 “38K”至比個空姐。。。

SseeThirty Eight K。。。

空姐睇完,遞返 S boarding pass S,於是 S 又忙於放返入手袋,唔得閒再理佢。。。

點知個空姐竟然好唔識趣咁,遞個強國女人嘅 boarding pass S 睇,come on,如果真係 double booksort out 點坐係你地嘅責任,根本冇需要 bother S

但由於 S 忙於收好個手袋,根本唔知個空姐想做乜,坐喺 middle seat J,忍唔住擮住咗個空姐,重睇埋個強國女人個 boarding pass,跟住講。。。

Jit’s for 21 (of Sep)4 days agoYou should go and check with her…

唔係呀話,攞個 4 日前嘅 boarding pass 嚟叫 S 起身!!你有冇病呀?而個空姐前前後後 check 咗個強國女人嘅 boarding pass 幾次,咁都睇唔到,重走嚟煩住晒,只可以講,佢真係好低囉!

AnywayJ 講完之後,個空姐好冇㽼咁行走咗!!

哈哈,最衰當時 S 忙於收拾手袋,如果係 S 接過個 boarding pass,會幽佢一默:Please ask her whether she really likes my window seat? Or actually wants to “盲搶位” for sitting next to this gentlemen

下一節:唔想做“盲附和”,男人收聲!



4 comments:

chiseenjai said...

下?咁都有?

Ebenezer said...

點解唔投訴?

攞你命三千 said...

4日前的票點解會上到機?!

S said...

chiseenjai,真係乜都有!!

Eben,慳返啖氣!

三千,我都唔明,但我冇睇,我懷疑佢係攞住早幾日從香港去布吉個pass,但唔make sense 嘅係,呢頭上機,應該攞住上機果個至係架, R 頭! >_<

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