Monday, 13 January 2014

Don’t just Blame it on 強國人(二)


星期一朝早,如常返工,地鐵如常擠迫,第一架車迫到上唔到,到第二架時 S 排最前,等要落車嘅人落完,S 先上車,企咗喺車門傍邊同道門成直角果個位,由於知道好迫,S 由頭到腳都貼住邊邊,確保唔好阻住其他人上車,點知說時遲那時快,一架 BB 車車過來,轆到 S 嘅腳掌,S 用手推住,雖然下意色以為係強國人,但用廣東話講...

S:你轆到我隻腳...

雖然 S 咁講亦用手頂住架 BB 車,但對方夾硬繼續推,由於 S 後面已經貼住車廂,冇得再退,所以腳掌硬食一野,比佢架BB 車輾過...痛架!

此時,一把女聲喺車廂內丶從 S 嘅另一邊,講咗一聲 “Sorry”S 發現對方並非講中文,望一望原來係個印度女人,S 望下架 BB 車,又望下佢...

India woman: I said “Sorry” (但態度係講咗 Sorry 大晒果隻)

S: She (印度女人個菲傭)keeps stepping on me with the trolley

Indian woman: I said “Sorry” already, she didn’t see you…

S: I just stand here normally, she can see my whole body(s由頭指下自已到腳,示意雙腳唔會突出去)… but she keep pushing …

Indian woman: so what do you want?

S: Don’t take a trolley at this kind of rush hour, look at the all the people around, all squeezed together because of you S 指下前面迫埋一啲人,叫佢自己睇)

Indian woman: I said “sorry” already, cut it here. You cannot say you did not touch anybody…

吓!咁迫 S 當然都會碰到其他人啦,但絕對唔會踩到人 keep 住繼續踩囉!

S: “Sorry” doesn’t mean anything (尤其是你一邊 say sorry,一邊尤得個菲傭繼續轆,即係 Sorry 大晒!?但 S 冇機會繼續講,因為…)
 
Indian woman: I said “Sorry”. Her school starts at 9:15, nothing I can do.

S: Avoid the crowd and get up early.

Indian woman: Why don’t you get up early!

S (恥笑): Kid should develop a good habit to get up early anyway.

India woman: I say “Sorry”, cut it here

S: Or take a school bus, 90% of the kids in HK take school bus. I got a kid too, he walks to school.

India woman: There’s no school bus at her school… your kid has a mother like you… I can’t imagine…

S(佢咁講, 其實火都嚟,但冇理佢,繼續): Then buy a private car and take her to school…

呢個時候,架地鐵到咗九龍站,車門打開,原來只係菲傭姐姐同個細路女落車,個印度女人彎低身又 kiss hug 個細路女一餐,之後菲傭至推住架 BB 車離開車廂,S 順便望下個細女,真係想講粗口。。。

原來果個並唔係 BB ,而係一個已經曉行曉走嘅 kid,咁大個重坐 BB 車真係唔知醜!S 加多句。。。

S: You daughter really deserves to have a private car to take her to school…

個印度女人冇再講,行咗入車廂入啲,背住 S(當然可以因為佢“有修養”唔再講“I said Sorry already”,亦可能因為佢目的達到啦,重洗乜理 S)。S 亦收聲,反正成車人都聽到又睇到,咁寶貝嘅話,就唔好搭地鐵啦,私家車車返學其實好平常咋,再唔係,索性搬埋去九龍站,咪車都唔洗搭囉,重可以 9:15 上堂,9:10 至起身添!

返到公司話比同事知,同事好奇,喺香港住嘅印度人,大部份都應該識聽丶識講廣東話喎。。。

咪係囉,引起 S 把火嘅唔係佢個菲傭唔覺意“轆”親 S 隻腳,而係佢明明聽得明 S 講嘅野至識 “Say Sorry”,但佢唔止唔叫停個菲傭,重扮晒野淨係用英文同 S 講,最憎!!


2 comments:

m. said...

其實每個種族都有好多惡頂既人.. 不過強國人有太多都有待開發變文明人,所以特別顯眼

S said...

m. 同意。強國人之所以比較引人注目,當然因為他們有些出位言行,但absolute 人數實在太多亦是一個原因。

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